It's time to make people accidentally stab themselves in the neck with mad cow disease riddled, rusty, serrated, and scorching hot double ended pick axes.
I took over as the overnight manager for my latest Golden Arches. It gave me a raise to almost what I was making a few months ago, so I was happy at first. Now I want people to burn.
For those that don't know, I also work for Cherrywasps. I haven't had a day off from both jobs in almost three weeks or more, I've lost track of how long it's been.
I got my latest Golden Arches schedule today. I've been working overnight straight since Thursday, so I thought I'd get another day off soon. Well if you guessed that I didn't, ding ding ding! You get a cookie.
I'm not off from the Arches until next Saturday. Nine straight days of overnights, on top of working 2 jobs. I'm doing to die.