Retail Hell Underground

Shopping Cart Does Granny Duty

Shopping Cart Drunk Prank

Cartie realizes it's time to cut back on the parking lot raves. 

From Mick.

 

 

Disabled Shopping Cart

From Hiedi.

 

Devoted Shopping Cart Keeps Watch

 

Little red keeps vigil over her fallen comrade. From Steve.

 

Shopping Cart Mistress A Shocker

Those afternoon disappearances to the empty lot behind the store were not spent alone!

From NumismaticNerd.

 

Cart Has Blowout

From Amelia: This little cart couldn't take it no more...

 

Shopping Carts Occupy Train Station

From SadowZondai: In front of the train station, trolleys gather in the masses to defeat their worse enemy: stairs.

 

Cart Relieves Holiday Stress With Yoga

From Mick.

 

Shopping Cart's Rainy Day Smoke Break

From Mick.

The Real Shopping Carts of Beverly Hills

...talking trash about the newest cart to the neighborhood who has already been deemed a slut because of her fire engine red color.

 

 

Shopping Cart Wins Oily Battle

From Mick: Royal Oil Rumble at the Kmart in Caledonia, WI.

Kcart defeats Kcart for the coveted super xxx motor oil trophy.

Death of a Shopping Cart Corral

From Humor Me: The cause of corral death appears to be at the hands of three punks. According to the cart jockey they may have also knocked over a couple rows of carts and would have pushed another row into the street but the wheels locked preventing it from going too far.

 

Shopping Cart Looks To Make Extra Cash

The Shopping Cart Killer

...waiting to mow down his next victim...

 

Shopping Cart Makes Fast Friends

...attempting to hide behind dumpster pals to get free of advance auto customers.

--Mick

 

Parking Lot Smackdown 2011: Outlet Cart Victorious

From Mick: Sears outlet cart emerges victorious in "no holds barred, no rules, fight to the finish asphalt parking lot match.

 

New Parking Lot Smackdown Champion Sears Outlet Cart rolls towards officials to collect it's champion belt.

Former champion Kmart cart was heard to say:

"If you thought getting smacked by a folding chair was painful, try getting smacked by a cement parking stopper!"

*note the former Hollywood Video in the background - The letter omission was unintentional.

--Mick

 

Shopping Cart Scandal: Cart Caught Getting Frisky With Bench

From Mick: Family dollar cart grabs a quickie with a nearby bench during it's lunch break.

Shopping Cart Breaks With Cabbies

..and finds camaraderie ranting about piggy custys and dirty diapers.

 

Shopping Car Faces Uphill Battle

Escape from hell will not be as easy as planned...

 

Shopping Cart Moonlights As Mechanic

Cartie tries a new line of work in the Hell Mart parking lot.

From Hell Mart Slave.