It happened today, and it's happened before. Really bad weather, so the decision's been made to close our women's clothing store early.
Cue the weirdos.
Even before one of us could walk from the cashwrap to the front doors to lock them, not one but TWO customers arrive, having apparently defied our county sheriff's warning: "PLEASE STAY OFF THE ROADS EXCEPT FOR ABSOLUTE EMERGENCIES."
One of them had a $650.00 return.
The other one marched in proclaiming, "I need something in navy blue!" We currently are not featuring navy blue in anything.
She was pissed.
So were we.