I can’t stand food thieves!
What kind of low-life trash would go through the break room fridge at a workplace and snipe food while thinking, “I never have to MAKE lunch from home or buy some because I can just steal it?!”
If you’re getting your lunch stolen regularly, it would be nice to slip double-doses of laxative into your next lunch.
Whoever gets violently sick or goes running to the toilet and spends an hour on it deserves to be fired!!!
But no... stupid laws and stupid "but you could make them very sick or kill them" bleeding hearts. A person can dream can't they? Besides, if you're stealing food from somebody else, you deserve the shit (literally) you suffer through!
Allergic? Why the fuck are you taking someone else's food? Laxative laced food makes you extremely sick? I repeat, why the fuck are you taking someone else's food? Innocent mistake my ass. Put your damn name on your bag or have a distinctive storage container. Then it's not a problem.