From The Daily What:
Kids, just don't drink and email. It's as simple as that.
You would surely not be lucky as lucky as Patrick Davidson here. He went out for a night and had more than a few drinks it seemed. Then, he decided the best thing to do was to acknowledge how hungover he would be to his teacher and ask for an extension on a paper.
Antsped shared the (hopefully real) email on Imgur. It is beautiful.
Now, even though everything looks like it worked out for the best, students should really take heed and not email their teachers while drunk. Or, actually, you know what? Yeah, go ahead and do it! We'll have more gems like this in our life and most will surely not end half as well.