I don't go to church, because I don't believe the total value of my person should be based on what building I go to for a few hours 2-3 times a week.
That being said, this is my favorite thing to say to the religious nuts, "You follow the bible to the letter? Doesn't it say that if even one person in your city doesn't believe in God, you have to raze the whole place and kill everyone?"
My last religious freak, who had been ranting about gays going to hell, said, "Oh, that's the Old Testament. Jesus said to not worry about that."
My response: "Oh. Isn't Sodom and Gomorrah in the Old Testament, too?"
He stormed off. How dare I use the Bible to prove him wrong, apparently.
--Terah, The Gas Slave