BLOODSUCKING CUSTOMER FREAK ALERT!!!
Holiday Hell begins? Please God say it ain't so!

She Enters Your Store - RUN FOR YOUR RETAIL LIFE!

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Her face pyschotic, her gray roots scary, her bloody dress nasty....but the waist pouch/fanny pack hanging from her hips? Absolutely HORRIFYING. All Retail Slaves should go on break at the sight of a waist pouch/fanny pack. Man, woman, child, leprechaun, whatever...fanny pack/waist pouches are a sign of crazy-ass trouble.

Comments

Leyla

DEFINITELY. The Canadians are guilty of fanny packs. *sighs*

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