Holiday Hell begins? Please God say it ain't so!
RETAIL WHORE OR RETAIL DROID?

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Buyers and Managers are in your face to sell and promote merchadise that should be thrown into a fire pit:

MANAGER: Are you suggestive selling the Green Smock to every customer?

BUYER: The Beehive Trellis blouse and skirt are what's in. Push them on every customer!

MANAGER: Every one of your customers should be leaving here with that Green Smock.

BUYER: We own thousands of Beehive Trellis blouses in the region. Add one on to every sale!

MANAGER: Your not leaving today until you sell at least 4 Green Smocks.

BUYER: We are overbought. You need to sell Beehive Trellis sets before I buy your store anything else.

MANAGER: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GREEN SMOCK! SELL! SELL! SELL!

BUYER: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BEEHIVE TRELLIS! SELL! SELL! SELL!

You smile like a good Retail Droid and say: You betcha! Sell! Sell! Sell!

Only in Retail Hell.

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