He had to work open to close on Black Friday. It began like this:
Mobs of half asleep people fighting over things in big boxes. As the morning slugged along at a snails pace...CLICK HERE
Play close attention to the audio...as we said before on our November 20th posting (scroll down, it's below), we don't see any difference.
Thankfully she's not really dead but she feels that way. This pic comes to us from a Retail Slut who works in Handbags at a Department Store in California. Her friend took the pic. The girls tell us they are sick-to-fucking-death of straightening the sale table. We don't blame them. Black Friday Bargain Hunters are pigs.
Freddy, Carolanne, and Jason hope yours wasn't too hellacious.
Who are we kidding? It was Retail Hell everywhere. And Shitty Saturday is tomorrow. Retail Hell never ends. For now, it's time for you to forgetta 'bout it, put your feet up, eat some leftover pumpkin pie and CLICK HERE.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BANSHEE BITCH - MS. SHIRLEY GROVELSTONE!!! She is a 4AM Black Friday Bargain Hunter who crawls up from the cracks in the parking lot and scurries into the store like a rabid, hungry rodent. Grovelstone is known for having a screeching wild-banshee scream that can be heard for miles, shatter glass, blow out track lights, and cause ears to ring for hours if she doesn't get her free goodie bag and doorbuster bargain. Your only protection against this Bloodsucking Customer Freak is to have earplugs in your pockets and stuff them in your ears the instant you spot her. If The Banshee Bitch starts to shriek before you do this, cover your ears and run for your fucking life! Alert Retail Hell Underground immediately and we will send Jason over to exterminate her.