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The Retail Hell Survival Guide Tip #153

RETAIL WHORE OR RETAIL DROID?

Retail_zombie

We know she isn't a Retail Slut. She looks WAY too comfortable and happy to be at her counter. So the question is Whore or Droid? The smile suggests she could be a Retail Whore - content with retail life, but...those perfectly placed hands, precision smile, and laser-like eyes say only one thing to us. The Store assimilated her...This Slave is a FULL-ON Retail Droid. The proof is HERE.

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growlgrrl

On one dark day in retail, I once told an African-American friend/co-worker that my slave name was Kunte Kinte. He understood and decided that was HIS name too. We were all secretly Kunte Kinte for the evening. Sigh.

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