Another Retail Hell Return Reaction Tip
Don't Give Me Any Crap

Suicide By Scangun

We doubt suicide by scangun is possible (unless you beat yourself to death with it) but we all feel like this sometimes, especially now with so many markdowns and fucking inventory on the way. This pic was sent to us by a Retail Slut at a Big Fancy Department Store, he's had it with checking prices. It's too bad the scanguns aren't more Star Trek-like and shoot lasers that evaporate annoying Discount Rats who want us to check everything for a lower sale price.



OR we could just beat the customers over the head w/ them when they piss us off...


besides the fact i don't even know how many times especially when it's dead or right after a really bad return we all don't try to use the scangun lol.

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