We worked our asses off during the last two weeks, Retail Slaves it's time to kick back, relax, and enjoy your life. Whether you are a Retail Slut or Retail Whore toast your good friends and family with whatever elixir makes your taste buds delirious. Oh and eat yourself into a coma. That's a must!

May your New Year's Eve be whatever wild groove you want to be - partyin' your ass off at some club, getting plastered with friends and playing games, hangin out with family and eating till your sick, or doing whatever you love to do on your own couch in your own home (we hope it's something fun and nasty).

If you have to slave away in Retail Hell tomorrow, we demand that you don't curb those New Year's Eve festivities you want to do tonight. Who cares if you are bleary-eyed from watching a marathon of Sex In The City or all three Lord of the Rings movies or you have a hangover that feels like someone beat you with a shopping bag full of rocks.      

Be a fucking New Year's Day Retail Zombie!

No one will give a shit. The good thing about New Years Day is there are practically no managers workers (company costs) and no Discount Rat Crazies waiting to stampede through the door to buy a five dollar computer. Yes, there will be Psycho Shoppers and Returners to drive you crazy, but hopefully you won't get any of those until after you consumed a gallon of coffee.

Have a safe, fun New Year's Eve everyone!