Words that should be banned are any that hold a meaning of us having to put away the piles of fucking clothes people try on. Here are a few slang retail words some stores use:
We have no idea why this word was invented to describe fitting room cleaning duty, but the toilet and garbage similarities with dump seem like no coincidence. More often than not, what's left behind in a fitting room can resemble both.
Supposed to mean return to stock, but we all know it really means Retards Trash Store.
Go to hell. Goback yourself!
It's meaning should be exclusive to trees and penises. Not merchandise that needs to be re-shelved.
Questions that should be banned:
Asking to try on underwear.
This is just plain gross, but people still ask. A good comeback to say to a customer is, "Sure you can try on underwear, only you have to use the sample underwear everyone else uses."
Asking to take 300 items into the fitting room.
Like we're gonna say, "No problem!" to some bitch taking in this many items so they can leave a tsunami of clothes for us to fold and re-hang. Thank god, most Stores have limits because of Nasty Ass Thief issues.
Asking for help with trying on the clothes.
If anyone asks you this - run for your fucking retail life! - because the person that will ask you this will not be hot and you will most likely see them naked, which could cause you to barf up the shitty mall food you had for lunch.
Asking to try the same thing on in 5 different colors.
Makes us want to say: "The green is not going to fit different from the purple, dumb ass!"
Asking to bring a friend in the fitting room.
Most of the time they don't ask, they just do it. And most of the time they leave the place trashed just like in many of the vile stories RHU Retail Slaves have recounted this month. If more than one person goes into a fitting room on your watch our suggestion to you is to pick up the department phone, dial 911 and tell them terrorists have just entered a fitting room.