Happy Halloween Retail Slaves! Forget about Retail Hell tonight and gorge yourself with candy! Here's a little something to get you in the mood...
EWWWW!!! I haven't had much to say lately but this is a gem of a story!
One had a basket of stuff for me to go through and the other, obviously the grandma was carrying a little boy. I was talking to the mom and getting her signed in to sell her stuff when grandma started screeching that the little boy had puked down her back!
I grabbed the restroom key and was trying to give her directions to the restroom when the little boy turned and vomited like the little girl in the Exorcist.
At this point I threw the restroom key at the assistant manager and ran for the backroom to keep from throwing up on myself. As I was hiding in the stockroom the manager came back looking for gloves so she and the assistant could clean up the vomit.
WTF! Really? Someone's child puked and they leave with the kid (but not permanently..wait for it!) and expect us to clean up their kid's vomit! (No this isn't the first time this has happened either!).
I finally got brave and walked back out the front and decided to go outside and walk down the strip mall for some fresh air and what do I see:
Mom and grandma in the parking lot with the kid stripped down to his t shirt and underwear changing his clothes.
No more than 5 minutes later (after the first mess was cleaned up!)they come back in.
They continued to shop and the little boy was trying to look at videos at the counter in front of me. The mom and grandma were working to coax him away with them...At this point I decided that if they left the little geyser alone in front of me I was leaving!
They manage to bribe him away from the counter and about 5 minutes later another employee, who had been hiding from the puke in the back with me earlier, came up and said the little boy had just shit himself too!
He apparently got explosive in one of the aisles.
At this point all I could think was fuck this shit! I'm outta here. I looked at the assistant and told her I was going to lunch, clocked out and walked out the door.
WAIT FOR IT THOUGH!!!! MORE HELL:
While I was gone again our employees had to clean up not only the kid's shitty mess but also our playroom because he destroyed that too!
Then about 45 minutes after I get back from lunch AND MOM COME BACK TO FINISH SHOPPING!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!
YOUR KID PUKED AND SHIT ALL OVER OUR STORE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO HELP CLEAN UP AND YOU ARE BACK IN HERE AGAIN? GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope none of you have retail scares like that.
Have Happy Halloween Everyone!
Ginger the Resale Whore
Johnny Bob found this spectacular video of mass shopping cart abuse, and proclaimed it as the reason why they hate us! However, sicko Jason has not been able to stop watching it. Of course our condolences go out to the Target Slaves that had to clean that cart mess up at eight o'clock in the fucking morning! We love how one guy at the end heroically attempts to stop the shopping cart bloodshed.