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Twelve Days of Dollar General Christmas

Dg12days Dollar General Retail Slave DGSUCKS sends us a version of the 12 Days of Retail Hell Christmas we can all relate to:

On the first day of Christmas my Dollar General gave to me,

12 Trucks a-coming

11 Customers swiping

10 Clerks a-weeping

9 AMs ranting

8 Execs a-bilking

7 Stockers limping

6 Aprons fraying

5 Percent shrinkage

4 Calling jerks

3 Whining wenches

2 Numbskull write-ups


A paycheck that's dinky and wee!


-- Dollar General Retail Slave






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