Frozen Yogurt Shop Hell
From Alycia, a Frozen Yogurt Shop Retail Slave:
Stupid dumb ass customers.
Here's a story that happened to me the other day. I work at a frozen yogurt shop and some customer and her friend ordered yogurt with some raspberries and blueberries. So I made the damn thing as usual, gave it to them, and they went on their merry fuckin way.
Then, like 8 hours later, when we were about to close, she comes back in with her empty yogurt cup, throws it (yes, I mean throws it!) in my face, and started screaming "We both ordered the same thing and you gave my friend 6 raspberries and I got 5!!! I was upset about this ALL DAY!! I demand a refund!!!!"
My boss was there so unfortunately I had to contain myself from jumping over the counter and punching her in the face, as I made another one, with a total of SIX raspberries. WTF people?! Will you just eat your damn yogurt and shut up!!? Never once have I gone into any store and complained like that, even if I actually had a right to complain, unlike this bitch! These people put humanity to shame.
And being upset and crying over 1 raspberry ALL day?? Come on, seriously get a life!
Stupid dumb ass customers.
Here's a story that happened to me the other day. I work at a frozen yogurt shop and some customer and her friend ordered yogurt with some raspberries and blueberries. So I made the damn thing as usual, gave it to them, and they went on their merry fuckin way.
Then, like 8 hours later, when we were about to close, she comes back in with her empty yogurt cup, throws it (yes, I mean throws it!) in my face, and started screaming "We both ordered the same thing and you gave my friend 6 raspberries and I got 5!!! I was upset about this ALL DAY!! I demand a refund!!!!"
My boss was there so unfortunately I had to contain myself from jumping over the counter and punching her in the face, as I made another one, with a total of SIX raspberries. WTF people?! Will you just eat your damn yogurt and shut up!!? Never once have I gone into any store and complained like that, even if I actually had a right to complain, unlike this bitch! These people put humanity to shame.
And being upset and crying over 1 raspberry ALL day?? Come on, seriously get a life!
Today; I had some couple who couldn't eat there food unless they had there six little dip cups.
I mean; seriously they would wait for the driver to come back and what's worst is that they were timing it!
I wouldn't have given them there refund, that's asault. That bitch flying it in you're face.
I hope you spit in it or two shots of dish soap works wonders.
Posted by: I just look around. | Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 03:02 AM
Would have handed her ONE raspberry,and said "I'm sooo sorry about your bad day, hope this makes up for it..." then scratch my nose with my middle finger...
Posted by: Tina | Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 06:59 AM
you want a raspberry? well here's a raspberry *ptththt!!!* Cheap ass punks just wanted a free dish!
Posted by: Spritzy | Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 07:09 AM
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW a fucking raspberry? What a stuck up cunt. I would've hurled myself over that counter and choked the dirty shit out of her skank ass.
Posted by: Regan | Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 08:09 PM
Wow, that's absolutely insane. If she gets that upset over one measly raspberry, I can't imagine how this psycho deals with everyday life!
Also how creepy is that for the friend that she COUNTED how many raspberries were in hers!
Posted by: Swedegirl | Sunday, March 01, 2009 at 04:32 AM
"Ma'am, we're only supposed to give you five raspberries. Please don't tell my manager I accidentally gave someone six. They take any excess out of our paycheck if they find out."
Posted by: Goseph Gerbils | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 08:39 PM