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Douchy Dumbass Newbie Gets Busted

From Walmart Bitch:

So we got a transfer from another state, she knows what she's doing ... and I liked her until today.

I was scheduled 9-6, went in at 7 because they didn't have an opener, there was another girl coming in at 9 and New Girl from 12-9.

I went on my lunch at 12:15 when she finally got her ass up there ...

When I came back from lunch, I find out from a front end manager that she doesn't feel well and can only work until 4, and how they have absolutely nobody else that can go in the money center from 4-9.

So we decide that I'm going to leave at 2, come back at 4 and stay until closing ... Around 5 I notice that there's 5 other associates working the front end that have been trained in the MC, and know what they're doing, but apparently the registers are too busy for them to be put in there.

So, it's a slow night, I'm getting ready to start closing at 8:30ish.
I closed the first register, and when I was coming back from handing the bag in, who do I see, but miss "I'm too sick to work more than 4 hours" shopping with her boyfriend/husband/slave/whatever ...

Now as much as I want to be replaced in there, so I can transfer out, I was pissed, so I went right over to my manager and told them ...

If you're going to leave early because you're sick, don't be stupid enough to come shopping that same night while the same people are working... omgggggg

Penny Hell at Best Buy

Blogskull6From Jit: 

Augh! My braiiiin.

I read this site called My Life Is Average

One of the posts: 

"Today, I went to Best Buy. As I was waiting in line, the guy in front of me went to buy a $20 gift card with 5 plastic bags full of pennies. After an argument with the cashier, the manager came to the register and told the cashier that he could not turn down a paying customer and forced the cashier to count every penny. I have a new favorite Best Buy. MLIA"

Augh! Bitches! Are you serious? First off, the guy in front of her... it's called COINSTAR. That should have been taken to the service desk.

Second... what a bitch! Not only did she not see the pain in the ass it was for the cashier to count it, the amount of time it took, and the fact that the cashier had nowhere to put these pennies, they want to do it themselves! Assholes. Society needs a gene pool cleansing.


Bloodsucker Caught in the Act

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What you don't see is her mouth going non-stop for 45 minutes right at that poor Store Security Guard's face. Notice how he is turned away trying to protect himself and do his job. The dude handled her masterfully, smiling and joking with her. The Bloodsucker said she was a security guard at a nearby studio. But I don't think it's true. Then again, you never know what she's packin in that Trader Joe's bag.

Nutty Custy

Rantz 'sup, all!
You may remember my rant about Boss Bitch and how happy we all were that she was leaving for three months over Christmas.
I spoke too fucking soon, but that's neither here nor there. This is the tale of me, the customer and the poppyseed friand that took place yesterday.
Custy: Does that chocolate have nuts in it? *points*
(Note: I am well prepared for this question because people are stupid and don't know how to protect themselves in order to avoid having an allergic reaction and I'll be damned if it's on my head)
Me: It does not have nut chunks as part of its flavor, but I cannot guarantee that any of our chocolates are completely free of nut traces.
Custy: *only hears the first part* That looks like a nice chocolate. Or maybe that one.
Custy's friend: It doesn't have nuts in it.
Me: Like I said, I cannot guarantee any of our chocolates don't have nut traces in them.
Custy: What about this cake? This orange and poppyseed thing? That doesn't have nuts in it right? It wouldn't.
Me: *deep breath, count to five* Ladies, I cannot guarantee that ANY of our food products do not have nuts or nut traces in them. Do you have an allergy, madam?
Custy: Yes.
Me: Then I have to tell you, it's entirely possibly that everything in this shop possesses either traces of nuts or has been in contact with products or utensils that had nuts involved somehow.
Custy: Unbelievable.Freddy2 063a
Me: *blank stare*
Custy: I'll get the poppyseed thing.
Custy's friend: But it's got nuts.
Custy: It should be fine.
Custy's friend: Well, you can just try a bit and see how you go.
Me: *mentally rewinding trying to make sure I've covered everything before I give her the friend of anaphylactic doom*
Custy: Do you get that question a lot?
Me: Not as often as you'd think (It's true in the two and a half years I've worked there I've only been asked about three times.)
Custy sits down with friend and I look over a moment later to see her tucking into her 'poppy seed thing.' I turn to a co-worker who had watched the whole thing.
Me: There's a certain part of me that wants her to have a reaction.
Co-worker: *gigglesnort*
Seriously, It is not my job to police your health. It is no one's job to do that but your own, or your caretaker/guardian.
Much consolation to you Black Friday victims.
Peace Out,
Just Jay