Retail Slaves! Terah here, ONCE AGAIN...
So, still no news on why the manager walked. No one tells us slaves a
damn thing, and if they do, it's too fucking hot to process it.
I truly work in hell... THE AIR CONDITIONING IS OUT! Asshole custy's say
'Well, it's a lot cooler in here than out there!' Yeah, fucktard, when
you first STEP IN, but with the drive-thru and the heat of those engines
coming in, it sure as hell FEELS hotter in here!
Of course, this is
better still than last year, when the air unit was stuck blowing HOT
AIR, you know... the air you pump for the WINTER? Like... 90 degree
heated Air into the store! The cold air was on, too, but it was being
heated by the HOT AIR and so it was just even WORSE! AND WE COULD NOT,
COULD FUCKING NOT, GET IT TO TURN OFF!
Guess what the temperature spiked inside last year? Guess! Go on, take a
FUCKING 140 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT! 60 Celsius for those who don't
Hell, we had signs on the door that (politely) said 'STAY THE FUCK
OUT, MORON! IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT!'
And the manager (the one who walked)
wouldn't let us turn off any of the ovens we had running. Had to leave
the GRILL on, the WATER STEAMER on, the PIZZA OVEN on!
The cooler stayed
shut and the temperature climbed to 80! THE CHOCOLATE WAS MELTING ON
...we turned them off the moment he left the store for the day.
Okay, now, I'm in the fucking DRIVE-THRU the other day, I'm fucking
suffering from the damn heat (HAUL YOUR FAT, FUCKING ASS IN YOU FAT,
LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS!) and this little fucking asshole comes up.
...weren't you just in here yesterday buying the same 4 packs of
Yeah, whatever, I want you out of my window. Gimme your driver's license so I can make sure you didn't steal the debit card, and- huh?
What's this? A Student I.D? Why do I want th- oooohhhhh.... your
driver's license is EXPIRED! And it happened 'ONLY' two months ago!
So, I asked [Super Awesome Friend] when we said expired I.Ds don't count
anymore, and he said 'Call [Shift Leader 2].' So, I did, and she said
'2 months? Tell him to stuff it up his ass.' ...no, she didn't actually
say that, that's what my fried brain processed it as, though.
Hey, dickwad! Can't sell you these! Your license is EXPIRED!
whining 'You took it yesterday!' to which a pissed off Terah says, in
her best snippy voice 'If I took anything from you yesterday, it was
He wants to speak to someone else. I get Super Awesome Friend to go and
deal with him and I notice a customer in line watching very closely.
Super Awesome Friend goes and he's gonna take it, just to shut him up,
but that's when fucktard custy says 'She's just a hateful bitch, man.'
Super Awesome friend LAUGHS IN HIS FACE and says 'Do you REALLY think
I'm gonna sell you shit NOW?'
Fucktard wants management, so we get
[Shift Leader 2] and she goes and tries to reason with him, and I've
explained to the customer in the store what happened, so he says goodbye
and walks out on his cellphone. [Shift Leader 2] tells the kid to leave
and he peels out, so I'm a little mad, but I like my new nickname.
Ain't it funny, how when you play BY THE RULES, everyone hates you?
Well, today rolls around and the customer I explained the situation to, a
regular, comes in and smiles at me, asking if I'd seen the kid since.
say 'no... why?'
TURNS OUT THE CUSTOMER IS ONE OF THE LOCAL COPS! He
called the station, went out to see the car, got the tag, and told them
to pull the kid over for driving with an expired license!
HAHA! Turns out, it's the SAME cop who pulled me over for speeding! He's
my new favorite custy for that!
Hey! Badge 666! Are you reading this? If you pulled over some stupid kid
who hands you an expired license and said 'Hey, man, it's still good
even though it expired! It shows who I am and has my birth date on it!'
what would you do?
Me? I'd laugh my ass off while writing him a ticket, but that's just me.
BTW, I told Super Awesome Friend (Who is married to an older woman, but
is always joking that I'm his mistress, and she finds it amusing) that
he should've told the idiot custy 'Man, I don't think I appreciate you
talking about my girlfriend like that.'
I wanted to see the kid choke on
his own foot.
--Terah The Gas Slave