Dear fellow retail slaves,
It's that time of year again- open season on brats!
Brats who aren't in school, tagging along with Mom while she ignores them and shops- while they terrorize stores.
May I suggest- a 25% fee added to the total of Mom's bill- a "brat surcharge".
After all, it costs the store sales when brats destroy merchandise, chase other shoppers out of the store with their noise, and occupy the time of the slaves who must pick up after their messes!Happy summer!