I have two lessons for you today:
1) People are actually insane. Just. Really. Insane.
2) It's never good to stand out when you work in Retail.
Sooo, a little story for you here. I have lots to tell, but I wanted to tell this one cause it's freaking hilarious!
May 21st, when everyone was dying from the rapture, I went into the town where I work shopping. A little back story here, I'm a punk, and my hair is dyed black and blue (I tie it back for work so you can't really see it) and my boyfriend... Is a steam punk. This means he walks around with a top hat and a cane. I find it pretty freaking awesome, but people do tend to avoid us on the street... I wonder why...
Anyway, skip to the next day, and I'm working. A little old, quite frankly innocent looking lady walked up to me and had the following conversation.
Old Lady: Excuse me, were you shopping in town yesterday?
Science Ninja: Yes, I was, why do you ask?
OL: (literally out of the blue) SORCERESS!
OL: I saw you with the boy you brought back from the dead. He was not of our time. You have used sorcery to bring him back, and thus you are a devils child. I pray for your soul.
And then she walked off.
Honestly, I really do love working in retail. It really brightens up my life.
Until next time retail slaves, The Sorceress is signing out...
--The Science Ninja