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Wow. You don't want to leave a tip, that's one thing. But going out of your way to try and demean someone... that's scummy. At least the server knows they're a better person than this jerkoff with legs.

No matter how many showers they take, they'll always be slimy.


Wow. That guy clearly got whatever job he has thanks to Daddy and his money.


Wow. That just blows my mind...I wonder what happened to that jerk when he was growing up that made him have no soul.

Arch Guy

I saw this on one of the LOLcats websites. There were so many people defending the douchebag it wasn't even funny.

NC Tony

Kinda makes you want to write in a nice hefty tip, doesn't it?

Joe the Cigar Guy

Get used to the taste of Visine in your chow, shithead!


We can only hope that the place has cameras so all the workers can get a look at him! Restaurants reserve the right to reserve service, don't they? Next time he comes there, I'd make sure he was not served!

Bored at the Bookstore

Geesh. Cheap, mean, AND nasty, all in one package! Imagine having to live and/or work with this scum every day... Yuck.

Herdin' Collie

Omg! Do you work at the one in Westlake? I'll come give you a tip. What a fucknugget.

Cherry IScream

What. An. Asshole.


Holy crap. Whoever left that is arrogant, cheap, and a total dick!


No no no. If this had happened in Waffle House, I would have followed him and gone OFF.


Call me clueless, but I don't even understand the guys reasoning....How does his making more than the waiter mean he doesn't have to tip?

Duke of URL

Not only does he make more than the server, but by his crude and callous actions he's ensuring that the server makes even less, increasing the disparity in some small amount.

I wouldn't ever write a note like that on a receipt, but if I did it would be more along the lines of "I make more than you so here's a hefty tip for a job well done." But then, a hefty tip really speaks for itself; no need to blunt that positive message with oneupmanship.


I think his face has an appointment with the toilet tank lid.

David Wallis

Terrible, just terrible.

That Guy

Deplorable. Even if the service was shitty...that is a very destructive comment. There are some seriously cruel people in this world...and I think the likes of twitterverse are to blame for the "me me me me" mentality that Americans have.

Even if he felt that way...wouldn't it make more sense to leave a HUGE tip? Way to take your position of power for granted, douchebag. I don't mean to get political here, but THIS is exactly the type of evidence why trickle-down cannot work in this country right now (or ever)...

A little humility goes a long way, folks.

Queer Geek

I want to know the full story. If he felt that he received lousy service, he could simply not pay the tip or leave a constructive comment like please learn to be better server to your customers. (I did this once to my waitress but I still left her at least a $1.00 with this comment because she gave crappy service.)

Even still, this guy shouldn't be a douche and left such an awful comment.


Would it be wrong to put the card through about 5 more times?


Wow, talk about a cock-punch being in order!

If you choose to withhold a tip for truly bad service then that's one thing, but being this is just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.

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