Nasty Ass Thief Captured Shoving Merchandise Up Her Skirt
From Hiedi: Friend sent this to me. Told me that the people seen in the video did get busted by the store and cops were called. They are due in court sometime this week.
Posted by Freddy on Monday, January 02, 2012 | Permalink
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Comments (10)
What the hell did she do? Shove it up her vagina???
Posted by: MahiMahi | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 12:25 PM
That's actually pretty impressive. What was it, a case of soda or canned soup or something. She must have some pretty good thigh muscles ... !!
Posted by: heavy melvanova | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Yuck I wouldn't want to be the loss prevention person handling the items she slipped under her skirt. Grossss.
Posted by: PJA | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 01:08 PM
Good grief. Someone please tell me she had some kind of harness or sling or something to help hold that in place.... I mean, her gait hardly even changed! Yeeps.
Posted by: Bored at the Bookstore | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 01:17 PM
Holy shit! Frankenpussy exists!
Posted by: Queer Geek | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 03:49 PM
Probably some kind of custom creation consisting of a heavy duty garter belt and hook...
Posted by: Bitch Boy | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 04:14 PM
O my! All that and court for some eggs? Hardly the most expensive item in the store.
Posted by: Denim Bitch | Monday, January 02, 2012 at 09:55 PM
I've seen footage of another woman doing the same thing on "TruTV Presents: World's Dumbest Criminals". Do people not realize we live in a time where there are cameras EVERYWHERE? The best part is even when these people are told by the police "We have you on video stealing." they still try to deny that they did anything wrong. Once they get caught they suddenly clam up and ask for a lawyer.
Posted by: NC Tony | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 07:35 PM
Nc Tony - I know the one you're talking about! I thought this was it before I even pressed play lol
Next time just use a really big purse, less gross.
Posted by: candieaddict | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 11:42 PM
Like no one will notice her waddle out?
That wasn't meant to be a criticism of her weight, just an observation that I personally couldn't walk very far with a cell phone tucked between my thighs, much less what she swiped.
Loved the perp's technique! Did you catch the way she pretended to see something on the floor
so that she could squat and cover what she wanted with her skirt? That's technigue!
Posted by: Joi Cardinal | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 03:21 AM