Today we will perform for you the latest and greatest out of context phrases heard in the real halls of retail. Sit back, and let us entertain you.
Wonder at the exclamation, "I've been trying to get him to use corn cobs!"
Share the joy of "I got rid of eight feet".
Sympathize with the lament of older customers, who just want "a good piece of meat one time a year".
Ponder this modern world epiphany: "If I was unpacking the butter, I'd just have to make some smartalec Facebook status about it."
Be tittilated by "I don't care if you take my clothes and lock me in a dungeon with a guy for a year..."
Feel the pain and apprehension of "They just set your fucking uterus on fire."
And finally, examine the nature of your relationships with "Do you know any fucktards?"
Tune in next time, when we will regale you with such gems as "Just throw a towel down."
Stay classy RHU!