Printer Hell
Posted by Freddy on Saturday, June 30, 2012 | Permalink
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Posted by Freddy on Saturday, June 30, 2012 | Permalink
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Comments (18)
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Oh... my... God. What the hell happened?
Posted by: photoslave | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Photoslave, you took the words RIGHT out of my mouth.
Posted by: MahiMahi713 | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 03:47 PM
"When Toners Attack" Tonight At 5!
Posted by: Release_The_Hounds | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 03:49 PM
Did the printer/copier have a major potty accident? Did it eat something it shouldn't have and upchuck?
Posted by: Hiedi | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 04:16 PM
At least the girl in the first photo seems to have a good attitude about what looks like a nice pair of pants getting completely and utterly ruined. If that had been me, I'd have to be escorted from the building by security after breaking everything within a 5-foot radius in a fit of rage.
Posted by: Mollywobbles | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 05:54 PM
that is not a good attitude at all.
look at her again. those eyes say "im a-fixing to kill some fuckin' body." her teeth may be showing, but that is not a grin, its a barely controlled prelude to a blood-curdling scream. the sheer near-to-boiling energy coming off that photo would stop a charging rhino.
Posted by: fitty sense | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 06:26 PM
This is where I offer to drive her home so she can change. Just to get her away from anyone else so they don't become victims of her lashing out. She looks about ready to take an EM gun to that printer.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 06:52 PM
I can understand it shooting straight up and falling on everything...but there's no toner on top of the printer that I can see...I could understand it if there was a spray pattern in one direction...but a lower level spray in all directions...who pissed off the printer gods?
Posted by: TechDeath | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 08:25 PM
Clearly, this was the work of the scan demons performing printer genocide.
Posted by: Xero the Manic | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 09:01 PM
WHO wears a shirt like that in a professional setting?
Posted by: Book Baby | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 09:33 PM
Holy hell! Remind me to NEVER taunt the printer!
Posted by: WMDKitty | Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Book Baby, it is entirely possible that she normally wears a jacket but took it off to work on the printer. My sister wears shirts like this under jackets and other shirts at her accounting job.
Posted by: photoslave | Sunday, July 01, 2012 at 12:20 AM
THE PRINTER GODS ARE NOT HAPPY!
Posted by: NC Tony | Sunday, July 01, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Looks more like a bathroom scenario, but probably smells better. And I'd be sending someone a cleaning bill/replacement bill.
Posted by: heavy melvanova | Sunday, July 01, 2012 at 02:48 PM
This is why you don't let Fatzilla photocopy her ass. The printer throws up and it's just a mess...
Posted by: TechTiger | Sunday, July 01, 2012 at 07:45 PM
Hmmm. Techdeath has a point, actually--from the spray pattern, it looks like the toner bottle got dropped, and then exploded when it hit the floor. Note that the woman has toner on her pants and arms, but *none* on her chest and face (of course, this could be a case that she *was* wearing a jacket to start with, and took it off for the picture). Honestly--I'd say this was self-inflicted.
Posted by: Vulpis | Monday, July 02, 2012 at 09:44 AM
Dear god... there are NO voids in the spray pattern within three feet of the inksplosion. Nobody was near that thing when it inkgasmed all over the goddamn place. All I can think is "Holy shit! she's three hairs away from bellowing "THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZOOL!" and levitating off the floor at some poor bastard.
Posted by: ~Bookstore Slave | Monday, July 02, 2012 at 11:20 AM
I've never seen a 5 gallon toner bottle... that looks PILED in the middle. Best bet is to just put a carpet over it. You'll never get all of that out...
Posted by: TechTiger | Wednesday, July 04, 2012 at 12:31 AM