Freddy and I chatted back and forth (a conversation that has NOTHING to do with blackmail photos whatsoever) and he generously offered to let me post my own stories, as well as help keep the site active with posts, links and vids. I, of course, do not plan to abuse my power in anyway whatsoever, (KNEEL PUNY MORTALS!) and hope you will enjoy my submissions (or else...).
Hang on, are the voices in my head bothering you? Pardon me, I'll just send them off to keep an eye on Freddy... (and make sure he feels safe... and secure... and protected...)
*ahem* Where was I? Oh right: to anyone who is interested, I am actually Bookstore Slave. From now on, all of my Bookstore Slave stories will be signed "Ilia". If any of you are Trekkies, you may recognize my name. If not, but still happen to be curious, feel free to Google it. And don't worry, I have plenty of stories to post in the familiar style you're used to and we can share in the groans, sighs, facepalms and eyerolls.
May all your customers be nice!
--Bookstore Slave, aka Ilia