And Now For Another Round Of: Which Joke Works Best?
A Retail Slave's Wishlist of Things To Say

With Busty Buying and Sexy Savings, This Store is Stacked!

Halloweenstore
We like to keep our Customers close to our BOSOM, thus we make sure to TEAT them well and give them plenty of SUPPORT! Why no, I have no idea why you would think we were BUSTING with innuendos! By the way, it's a TITTY bit NIPPLEY out here, we BREAST move our discussion indoors. By the way, in our produce section, our MELONS can't get any riper or rounder. Give them a feel!

(Am I going to hell? I think I am...)

Comments

The Last Archimedean

Hell is where all the best people go anyway, Ilia. Send me where Jagger and Ozzy are going and Kurt already is because I'd rather not hang with Donny and Marie.

In any case, that's an eye-catching display. If my GF was wearing that outfit on the right I'd lose control of myself, roar like a lion and claw it off her. I don't know what this store is selling but I'd be heading inside to find out.

photoslave

What I want to know is why there is a sexy Monster High costume? My 11 year old niece plays with those dolls! They shouldn't produce a costume of any of the characters for anyone over the age of 13.

NumismaticNerd

photoslave: They're made into costumes since they're HUGE in the world of customizing dolls. So to dress like a doll would be awesome... (search deviantart for customized MH dolls and you'll be amazed)

maya marie

I love customizing MH dolls, but that picture IS the kid's version, they don't make adult version of the MH costumes. yet. at least that frankie costume doesn't show any chest, that's how you know its the kid's version.

Skittles

@photoslave seriously you don't like it so it shouldn't exist? Go fuck yourself and take your self righteousnes with you.

ZimmermanBettie

It's known that money makes us free. But what to do when someone doesn't have money? The one way is to receive the home loans and secured loan.

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