From Huff Po:
Check out the pics below for all the lies you KNOW you use:
You have never seen this face before, in this or any other life.
You hear nothing!
You said the same thing about the last five photos. Love means nothing to you!
But the pages in your date book are all blank!
Yeah, swamped with lies!
Funny how your phone dies just when you want it to and not at an inopportune time, like it does for EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED.
You never had any intention of doing that thing. Your only intention was LYING.
Oh, you mean contact me once a year when Facebook tells you it's my birthday??
You haven't left your house yet. You may not have even left your bed.
We believe you.