Things I have overheard in stores that makes me depressed to be an American:
Poinot noir - pronounced "pin-ot noyer"
Home depot - home -de-pot ("If the letter is silent it should also be invisible!")
Hors d'oeuvres - Horse dough-ee-oo-vers
Fajitas - fah-gee-tas ("We're in America, you pronounce them in American!")
Dear foreign countries, on behalf of those of us who don't suck, we're sorry for our village idiots....