That's why in the bad old days of retail when we had nametags with labelmaker names on them, I put "Noah Comprendo" on a spare name tag and wore that so that if a customer called the Mexi-phobic store manager to complain about me, when he asked for my name, all he got was "Noah Comprendo, Noah Comprendo". That's when the manager would hang up on the customer mumbling about stupid people who don't speak English.