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Posted by Ilia on Thursday, May 26, 2016 | Permalink | Comments (3)

Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?

King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.

[he is thrown over]

Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

*clops coconut shells together while walking through*

When I met Michael Palin I wanted him to sign a coconut, but the organizers said nope, books only. At least I tried.

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