TechTyger had a website (known as The Doofus of the Unspecified Time Period) where he posted stories from Call Center Hell. At our encouragement, he's submitting his stories for RHU's enjoyment!
|MCSE||Minesweeper Certified Solitare Engineer
Must Consult Someone Else
|BKA||Brain to Keyboard Adapter, ie 'user'.|
|India Delta One Zero Tango error||Translates as ID10T, ie 'user'.|
|Loose connection between
seat and keyboard
|Gazinta||Plug or socket, or receptacle of some sort.
The plug from your headset goes into the gazinta.
|IUHC||Insufficient User Head Capacity|