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(giggles) Reminds me of the old Blinkenlites thing..."Das computerwekren is not for gefingerpoken. Makes zer springenboinken und ze spittensparks. Relax und watchen der blinkenlites." (Heavily paraphrased from memory...)

Kai Lowell

I have to admit, I keep coming back to this, saying "oont ze knakkers" in my best German accent, and laughing myself silly.


Heh. I'd forgotten about it till I came back to see your comment. :D

The original Blinkenlights, for anyone who wants to see it...

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mitten grabben.

Ist easy schnappen der springen werk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.

Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen.

Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.


My (German) father-in-law has the Blinkenlights thing in his office.

I'm told that there exists a version written by Germans in deliberately-poorly-translated English. :)

Kai Lowell

*pfffft* *totally gonna print out the Blinkenlights and hang it over his computer*


BPFH; Heehee... if you find it, let me know. I'd like to see it...

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