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Went on a not-date with a friend; we flipped, I bought dinner and she paid for the movie (Red Lobster, and Catwoman. I didn't pay for it and I wanted my money back...). As we were coming out of Red Lobster, past the live lobster tank they used to have in the lobby, I noticed one wasn't moving, and pointed it out to a waiter in the lobby.
He gets a look of horror on his face, and yells "Pinchy! Nooooo!" and rushes over, pulling the dead bug out of the tank, and starts trying to give it CPR. Squeezing it's thorax and saying "Live, Pinchy! Live!"
Definitely the highlight of the evening, I tipped him five bucks...