... Last year, they put out our Christmas stuff a few days before my birthday (October 28th). I was SO confused when I walked through the doors. Where oh where had the Halloween stuff gone?
I walked up to my manager and asked them, "What happened to Halloween?"
Manager: "We passed it, remember?"
Me: "No... because then I'd be 18..."
Manager shrugs it off. "Well now it's Christmas. All the Halloween stuff is clearanced."
Me: "But... but Halloween isn't for another few days!"
Manager: "And we need to sell it off to make room for Christmas."
Me: *cries* "It's not even the end October yet!"
Manager: "Oh stop. We've been getting Christmas stuff since the beginning of September."
God, I hate retail schedules...