From RHUer

Elderly Middle Eastern Man walks in and looks me in the eye.

Me: "Hello there sir, how are you doing today?"

Him: "Oh my gosh, when I grow up I'm gonnna be just like you, a smiling young gentlemen ready to help and old man like me!"

Me: "What can I get for you today?"

Him: "I'm gonna be just like you!"

Me with a twitching smile: "Sir?"

Him: "You're going to reload this card. You're going to get me a short pike. Then you're going to tell me my balance."

Me: "Sure thing! How much should I put on your card?"

Him: "I'm gonna be just like you! You're going to reload this card with $5. You're going to get me a short pike. Then you're going to tell me my balance."

(At this point smilesy cheersy time was over and I wanted the fucker out of there.)

I continue to do as he asks and he repeats his same old condescending, "I'm gonna be just like you!" shit, and eventually he leaves, but not without another "I'm gonna be just like you" as he heads out there door.

I couldn't tell whether he was legitimately being a condescending asshole the entire time or just mentally ill, but whatever the case, I got tons of tips after customers saw me having to deal with him.

--RHUer