From CC

I was working at the register on Black Friday once, and apparently the line wasn't moving fast enough for the store manager (who hasn't touched a register in AGES, if ever).

Each customer was buying tons of crap: crap that needed de-tagging and de-magnetizing and bagging, so OF COURSE it was taking a long time. I was going as fast as possible there.

She comes in and tells me to move, she'll handle the register and I'll help bag the stuff.

Five minutes later, she gets frustrated because she doesn't know which buttons to press and she doesn't type as fast as I do.

She yells at me, "Here, come back, you're faster!"

HA.

--CC