I used to be a delivery driver for Pizza Hut. I used to work the Sunday afternoon shifts and would have the same man order a supreme pizza every week.
I was always the one to deliver his order because most of the time I was the only driver on duty at that time of day.
Alan was a nice, quiet man who had a lovely front porch. One day, I didn't take his delivery for some reason.
Poor Marvon took the delivery instead... on the day that Alan decides to open the door stark naked. Alan wanted to show me (a small redheaded girl) the goods, not big, black, Marvon.
Alan never got another delivery.