From RHUer

Oh Thrognar, the article about Nordstrom selling an $80 rock reminded me of something...

Believe it or not, you can buy "Charlie Brown Christmas Trees." Talk about completely missing the point!

My store sold them in fact. They sold faster than actual Christmas trees.

And they were hella expensive, too! Ten dollars for an artificial, bent over "tree" with a single ornament pulling it over sideways.

I’m pretty sure it’s much cheaper to find a piece of twig and glue it onto two pieces of plywood.

It just goes to show corporate will sell anything they think will make a buck, and the sucker born every minute always has a ten dollar bill in their pocket.

Somebody get me a leather pouch and a fucking rock, STAT!

--RHUer