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RHU Pet Peeves: We Know You're Lying

"I KNOW the owner and they give me a 25% discount..."

" I am the owner's sister and you need to give me a 50% discount.."

Well, I have never seen you with mom and you are not my aunt, so bite me.





If the owner gives you a discount, that's the owner's doing.
I ain't the owner, I ain't giving you a discount.
You want the discount, have the owner ring you out.

"I know the owner and he gives me a discount."

(Picks up phone and start dialing). "Well, let me just verify that with him. What was your name again?"

Never had one stay around long enough for the call to connect. I love working for someone who will *take* those calls.

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