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Server Hell: The Low Class Bitch

 

SERVER2From kayleenuh, TalesFromYourServer

Not only was my day just awful, we were running a skeleton crew with only one bartender on a horribly busy friday night.

Then this table walks in.

Here's an actual chronological account of what happened.

Customer: [snaps fingers]

Customer while I'm talking to another table: "EXCUSE ME LADY"

While taking drink orders from another table: "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

A silent apologetic stare from my eyes to my table I am talking to. I should have assumed a woman of her class wouldn't know that margaritas at our establishment are made from fresh pressed juice, which tends to have a bit more pulp than from a corn syrup-laden Jose Cuervo margarita mix. She didn't know what pulp was.

Customer: "Where the hell is my food?"

Customer: "KATRINA? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

Me: "It's Kayleena---"

Bitch Encounters 1Customer: "OH OKAY KATRINA--"

Table members laugh, one says, "She said Kayleena."

Customer: "Well, KATRINA [snickers] I need you to get me another margarita [spins fingers in my face]

Customer: LADY, 8 SHOTS OF TOP SHELF TEQUILA.

Me: [lists topshelf]

Customer: "You don't have Sauza?"

Me: "That's our well tequila."

Customer: "CAZADORES THEN."

$212.85 bill. $7.15 tip. Name scratched out. Signed "Daft Punk"

Please tell me why I am still a server, give me all the pros of your jobs please I'm dying D:!!!!

--kayleenuh

 

Comments

Lightning

"[snaps fingers]"
Do that again and I can assure you, you'll be missing fingers.

"EXCUSE ME LADY"
QUIT YELLING AT ME. OR IS THAT YOUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE?

"Well, KATRINA [snickers]"
I'm sorry, is getting someone's name wrong actually funny?

"Please tell me why I am still a server"
Don't ask me, I know I can't do it.

Misty Meanor

I would've asked the manager for permission to toss her for being so rude.

Eddy Cator

I would've cut her off for being drunk already, even if she wasn't.

TenebrisVenator

Eddy and Cator, Totally. I'd also ignore them every time they called out "Katrina"
"KATRINA" "HEY, KATRINA" "YO, YOU DEAF?"
I'm sorry, since that's not my name, I thought you were talking to someone else

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