Dumbass Custys: The Joys of Troubleshooting
From italia_kendai, Livejournal
Yes, ma'am, I understand that you wish to open a second account at a different address.
I would be more than happy to help you, but in order to do so, I need to get lots of information from you - what you like to watch, how many rooms you want to set up, the address, your Social Security number. So, please, do not get angry at me when I cannot understand your responses.
You see, the volume on my phone is turned all the way up.
I'm sorry I had to ask you to repeat yourself multiple times, but please take me off speaker phone and talk into the phone directly.
I understand that you're washing dishes, but I cannot hear you.
Please, talk into the phone and we can get this process done much faster.