From houseof_leaves, Livejournal

Dear Lady,

No, you cannot get a refund on this book. I'm sorry you didn't like it, and that you feel that you wasted "days of [your] life" reading it. But I cannot issue you a refund. No, it's not because it has been read or that you've had it for too long.

It's a LIBRARY BOOK. You didn't pay anything for it in the first place so how, exactly, would you like me to refund you?!

... and I cannot give you a "free rental" on your next checkout because, again, this is a LIBRARY. ALL OF THE THINGS. THEY ARE FREE TO CHECK OUT. ALL OF THEM. FREE. FREEEEEEEEE.

*headdesk*

I can't... I just can't even.

--houseof_leaves