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The Dumbest Question: Bathroom Lock

From SenorBeef

I work at a Gas station.

Customer: "Hey, the bathroom door is locked. Can I get a key?"

Me: "There's no key, if it's locked there's someone in there."

Customer: "How does it know?"

Me: "How does... what... know... what?"

Customer: "How does the bathroom know someone is in there?"

Me: "People.... people go in and then they lock the door while they're using it."

[5 second pause]

Customer: "Ohhhh"

This was a 20-25 year old guy, who didn't appear to be intoxicated.




"How does the bathroom know someone is in there?"'s a highly secret technology created by the CIA and is being distriputed to certain gas stations as testing sites. What happens is, if the toilet bowl can detect the presence of a soul within its perimeter of 30 cms, it will send off a signal to the door's lock, which will then double-check for any weight put onto the toilet seat when it is being used or smell of urine. That last part was done because the original test runs tended to not lock when gingers were using the toilet, so... *fiddles with tinfoil hat*

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