I worked at REI a few years back (large outdoor sporting goods co-op, just in case you haven't heard of it), and we sold bear spray (pepper spray for bears).
A woman came in with her two kids one day and bought a canister because they were going camping.
She gets to the front door, then comes back to the register as an afterthought, and asks if she's supposed to just spray her kids from head to toe with it.
THANK GOD SHE CAME BACK!
Yes. Then you will kindly step to the side, get arrested for child endangerment (and being fucking stupid) and your kids will be given a good shower and taken to someone who is not this fucking stupid.
Posted by: Lightning | Friday, March 03, 2017 at 10:25 AM
Perhaps reading the item's container would solve that problem, but customers would have to, you know, actually read.
Posted by: Neverdie | Friday, March 03, 2017 at 11:00 AM
Because bears are the worst mosquitos in the world!
I am still laughing.
@Neverdie: Reading is waaaay overrated in a Custy's World!
Posted by: ThiefOfTime1 | Saturday, March 04, 2017 at 02:56 AM