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The Dumbest Question: Spray My Kids With Bear Pepper Spray

 

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From JRA

I worked at REI a few years back (large outdoor sporting goods co-op, just in case you haven't heard of it), and we sold bear spray (pepper spray for bears).

A woman came in with her two kids one day and bought a canister because they were going camping.

She gets to the front door, then comes back to the register as an afterthought, and asks if she's supposed to just spray her kids from head to toe with it.

THANK GOD SHE CAME BACK!

 

Comments

Lightning

Yes. Then you will kindly step to the side, get arrested for child endangerment (and being fucking stupid) and your kids will be given a good shower and taken to someone who is not this fucking stupid.

Neverdie

Perhaps reading the item's container would solve that problem, but customers would have to, you know, actually read.

ThiefOfTime1

Because bears are the worst mosquitos in the world!
I am still laughing.
@Neverdie: Reading is waaaay overrated in a Custy's World!

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