From YourDadsDuckButter

One day I got a flat tire on the bridge driving to work. At the time I was carpooling with three other guys. All four of us were late, and the other three told me their supervisor let them start an hour late and go home an hour later then usual so they wouldn't get a point on their record.

I ask my supervisor, and what does he tell me?

"We aren't allowed to do that, plus you didn't give us enough notification."

I shit you not this c**t bagel actually said I didn't give enough time notice of the flat tire.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'M GOING TO GET A FLAT TIRE?

--YourDadsDuckButter