From RHUer

Recently an old woman walked into my deli and requested a half pound of cheese.

As I gave it to her she gasped as if she saw a rat. She was horrified that I gave her two more slices over a half pound.

I told her that I would be happy to take them off.

As I reached for the bag she told me, "You need to learn your lesson... Cut it Again."

I was biting my lip so hard that there is still a visible scar.

The second time she was still not happy that I was one slice over.

She claimed, "I don't see why I have to pay for your mistakes."

Right as she left I went into the back and threw empty trash cans.

--RHUer