God save me from the calls about the solar glasses. We've been out for a month now and not getting any more. I'm starting a petition to launch the sun into the sun.
A woman came in hauling two kids and a baby.
Her: Hi excuse me where are your solar glasses? The ones for the eclipse?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, we're out but-
Her: Oh my GOD are you SERIOUS right now?! All your stores are out! What are we supposed to do! I guess they'll just look directly at the sun.
Me: Well, there are still glasses available at X, Y, and maybe Z. I can call around for you?
Her: No. No! You know what we'll just watch it without them!
I had a solution. I suggested it. I don't know anymore people are nuts about this eclipse thing. I can't wait until it's over.