At my job we are allowed to have a little "flair" on our name badges, such as stickers, etc... So I have 2 little stickers on there of calico cats, probably 1/4-1/3" tall. A guy, probably 20/25 who says "OH, I like your cats. Do you have cats?" I tell him I do. He asks what their names are. I tell him they are called Trixie and Mixie. He laughs and then asks me this:
"Are they pink and blue?"
I'm thinking WTF? He says "Those would be the perfect names if they were pink and blue." I don't know what he was on, maybe just high on life but I have never had such a weird question. I realize some horrible people dye their dogs but what world is he living in where cats are pink and blue? Definitely the weirdest question I ever had, since it came out of nowhere.
What's the weirdest question you've had a customer ask you?