Corporate Bullshit: You Are Not Allowed To Evacuate Until 6-12 Hours Before The Storm Hits
This is an actual letter posted at a Florida Pizza Hut about why employees MUST return to the store within 72 hours of evacuation
Posted by Ilia on Monday, September 11, 2017 | Permalink
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Comments (7)
That is total bullshit. Why would you have workers there if nobody's there to order pizza?
Posted by: Misty Meanor | Monday, September 11, 2017 at 03:24 PM
This is total bullshit. After the evacuation there is no telling how long the threat will uphold. And after the hurricane the water rise, the roads are blocked by debris, trees, water. You may have the intention to return, but no real means to do it. Remember : your life comes first, you can always get a new job [also maybe with a bonus of your new managment not being a complete deranged asshats].
Posted by: aeverdream | Monday, September 11, 2017 at 05:12 PM
Your house no power, you don't have clean water to wash yourself, and you have to keep sweeping away the gators trying to swim into your front door but you WILL come to work!
Posted by: Samus | Tuesday, September 12, 2017 at 05:14 AM
In some stricken locations, residents are not permitted to return to the area until it has been declared safe by the local government.
Posted by: 1389 | Tuesday, September 12, 2017 at 07:44 AM
We have a responsibility and commitment to our community to be there TO SELL THEM PIZZA. PIZZA IS AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE. WE WILL RISK LIFE AND LIMB BEFORE WE FAIL TO SELL OUR DEAR, BELOVED PIZZA.
Posted by: Aermin | Tuesday, September 12, 2017 at 02:40 PM
Thanks, I choose life. Seriously, should read: Any one who wants to volunteer to come in to make pizza to distribute to the community free of charge should sign up in the manager's office. All employees are advised to stay safe and not risk their lives to get here
Posted by: TenebrisVenator | Wednesday, September 13, 2017 at 08:47 AM
"As long as 51% of the roof is intact, the store will be open."
And I can believe them requiring this nonsense... but not that anyone would do it.
Posted by: TechTyger | Sunday, September 17, 2017 at 07:04 AM