From PM_Me_TrashPandas, Tales From Retail:
So I work in the pharmacy department in a large retail chain. On several occasions I will have customers that I have no idea how they even managed to find the store let alone how to find their own front door.
So I'll be me and customer will be C.
C: "Excuse me sir. What's the difference between (insert medication) and (same medication just different size)?"
Me: "Nothing really. This one is a 45 count and this one is a 60 count."
C: "But why is one $4.95 and the other $5.95?"
Me: "Because that one comes with more."
C: Looks at both.
Me: "anything else I can help you with?"
C: "But why is the price different?"
Me: Oh my god, how stupid can you be "because you get more in this one, so you pay more."
This goes on for about 3min until I decided it's not worth wasting my time and I know my supervisor won't get mad at me for walking away. So that's what I do. Walked away and continued working.