I hate condescending people, because they assume college solves everything. I went to college; I still sell pizza. I like it.
I made an appearance as "Mr. Slice" (yes, a pizza costume) at elementary school for a fundraiser, and a little girl came up and gave me a hug.
She said, "I wanna be a pizza!" She might've been in kindergarten.
Her mom comes up, and starts to lead her away. "No, you're going to college! You're not dressing like a pizza for a job!"
My blood boiled, but my face was obscured by the costume, so I went for it. "Ma'am? I went to college, and I still work for a restaurant."
She stopped, cold. Then she asked, in a smug tone, "What was your major?"
"Business." And it's true, I did major in business.
The woman looked horrified, and walked off.
The website greets you with: "We know why you're here. You want a Fuggler. Don't deny it. Why else would a person like you be in a place like this?"
Made with felt, buttons and individual false teeth, made to look and work exactly like real teeth. They use them in dentistry.